Monday, April 20, 2009

Human Hybrids V.S Blood Suckers

Twilight or Maximum Ride? Now before all of you start a stampede and kill me for even comparing Twilight to another book, hear me out. Twilight, in my opinion (and please keep in mind that we are all entitled to an opinion), is just another vampire love story with a different plot. I mean, let's face it, it's all about how this vampire, Edward, and "normal" teenager, Bella, who fall in love after a few meetings and its all like, "Oh Bella, I love you, But I can't be with you!" and don't forget Bella with her, "Oh Edward, I love you too and I don't care about all the other scary, mean vampires!"
Okay, so I might have over exaggerated a bit, but over all the series were good, and its wrong of me to say all this, and I probably wouldn't have if it weren't for Breaking Dawn. I mean, Bella was such a show off! The minute she turns into a vamp, she's all like, calm, and not crazy like they thought she would be. I kind of wanted the whole I'm-a-new-vamp-so-I'm-kinda-scary-beware- thing. It would more understandable and reasonable, but then again, it's just my opinion. The thing I actually liked about Breaking Dawn was were Edward was all helpless and confused, I liked it, it was so understandable, I actually felt my heart kinda twinge at those parts.
Maximum Ride is all about these 98% human/ 2% avian freaks. It starts out with the Flock, which consists of Max (the-apparently-confused-leader), Fang (the-totally-hot-deranged-emo-tard), Iggy (the-hot-mad scientist-wannabe-terrorist), Gassman (the--nah, I think you can figure that one out by the name), Nudge (the-bitch-who-just-can't-stop-talking), Angel (the-freaky-little-six-year-old-brat), and Total (eh..he's a talking dog, what more can I say?). Unlike Edward and Bella, who are out to save their love, Max and the gang are out to save the world (what did you expect? they're basically mutants!). They're all betrayed by this man, Jeb, and then Max has a voice, and Fang likes Max, but she can't commit cause she's gotta save the fucking world! Bullshit, I know.
So, what do you think? Human Hybrids (Yes that's what i call them, deal with it!) or Blood Suckers (Yeah, deer blood is blood, no matter how we look at it)? State your opinion, because this was definitely just an opinion!